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		<title>How to Pretty Much Guarantee I Stop Supporting Your Farm Stand</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/08/07/how-to-pretty-much-guarantee-i-stop-supporting-your-farm-stand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2013 23:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aside from providing me with a product that I know beyond a shadow of a ginger tea bag made me violently ill, there aren’t many absolutes. Just one, actually, and it’s really quite easy: Use the social media outlets for your business to vent and mock your well-meaning customers. Repeatedly. I’m not making this up, [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Middle-Aged Blonde in the Fancy Restaurant Bathroom Last Weekend:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Aug 2013 17:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: I wrote this, all stream-of-consciousness like, on my phone in the backseat on the way home from Fancy Restaurant last Saturday night, prompted by my indignant fellow diners to write something and post it that very night. After re-reading it, and still raw from the encounter, I decided to sit on it until I [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Drained.</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/07/12/drained/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2013 21:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s summertime, and the living is…utter freaking chaos. I’ll spare you the details, but suffice it to say the failure of drains to work properly has established itself as a cliffs-notes-obvious theme.&#160; The most obvious failure of actual, literal drains to … drain, during the moderated Carolina monsoons of late, left me calling management (i.e. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy (Sort of?) Birthday, Cooper!</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/05/30/happy-sort-of-birthday-cooper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 01:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday, May 28th was Cooper’s 7th birthday. Well, kind of. See, I adopted him in June of 2007, at which point I knew only that he was “about 13 months old.” My beloved, living-caricature-of-a-Nanny-dog, oversized Sheltie from childhood – Lucky – was born on April 28th; that we know for sure. And since my birthday [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Curried Quinoa Salmon Croquettes</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/05/10/curried-quinoa-salmon-croquettes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 02:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chronicuriosity.com/?p=393</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because “croquettes” sounds so much fancier than “patties”, does it not? And as someone who is constantly searching for ways to add more protein to her diet that don’t make her feel like a bloated caveman, and was also raised to believe that the glass in which a beverage is served matters as much as [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>I Went to the Beach and All I Got was Sepsis: Intermission</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/30/i-went-to-the-beach-and-all-i-got-was-sepsis-intermission/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 03:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been in a bit of a quandary as to how to proceed with this here ultimately-not-so-wee little series. When I first began, I had every outline and intention of keeping it to 4 posts – how I got sick, what was wrong, how they put me back together again, and “Whee! Look errybody! I’m [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>I Went to the Beach and All I Got was Sepsis: Part IV</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/30/i-went-to-the-beach-and-all-i-got-was-sepsis-part-iv/</link>
		<comments>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/30/i-went-to-the-beach-and-all-i-got-was-sepsis-part-iv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 03:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[…No sooner than I had fallen into a calm, rhythmic-if-short-of-breath sleep, my transport aid arrived. She was lovely, a petite Hispanic woman, with the patient, compassionate demeanor of a second-grade teacher. I was so grateful for this as I climbed into the seat with more effort than I tried to reveal, and she helped Madge [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>On My Soapbox: Thought Thieves</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/26/on-my-soapbox-thought-thieves/</link>
		<comments>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/26/on-my-soapbox-thought-thieves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey there, fellow users-of-the-internet! Remember plagiarism? That thing from college (and hopefully though not reliably before) that instructors threatened your life and limb (and immediate irrevocable failure of the course) for even trying to pull off? That thing that everybody thought of as bootlegging purchasing a whole paper off of the internet and forgetting to [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bacon and Gouda &#8220;Pimento&#8221; Cheese: A Masters Weekend Must</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/14/bacon-and-gouda-pimento-cheese-a-masters-weekend-must/</link>
		<comments>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/14/bacon-and-gouda-pimento-cheese-a-masters-weekend-must/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 05:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[***NOTE: Pictures to come ASAPCC (As Soon As PC Cooperates), but I wanted to make sure the recipe was at least available in time for the after-church/while-everyone-else-is-in-church Masters Sunday grocery runs, lest you need to make one. That’s all.*** Never fear &#8211; I’ll be resuming and wrapping up the “I Went to the Beach and [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Went to the Beach and All I Got was Sepsis: Part III</title>
		<link>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/07/i-went-to-the-beach-and-all-i-got-was-sepsis-part-iii/</link>
		<comments>https://chronicuriosity.com/2013/04/07/i-went-to-the-beach-and-all-i-got-was-sepsis-part-iii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the saga continues&#8230; Or begins, really. A mere three hours after departing the homestead, I arrive at Le Hospitale fairly late in the evening, belly considerably less full of biscuit than it was 100 miles ago. Despite sleeping a good bit of the trip, I was exhausted; apparently even sleep takes a lot of [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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